Thursday, December 31, 2009

Resolution: Launching SmokingPriests.com

I'm finally going to cash in on this internet thing.

There's a fortune being made out there right now with all of these user-submission focused sites:
awkwardfamilyphotos
Peopleofwalmart
Sexypeople
WeHaveLasers!
Failblog
Cakewrecks

The list goes on and on, covering everything from grammar ("blog" of "unnecessary" quotation marks) to failures in conflict resolution (passiveaggressivenotes.com), but the best I can tell, the formula goes something like this:

Very Specfic Imagery (Mostly photos, but some video as well) + Quick and Easy Witty Commentary = Internet Gold!

So, starting in 2010, my million dollar venture is SmokingPriests.com -- a Web site devoted entirely to photos, videos, art and any other form of digitized multimedia featuring men (and potentially women) of God smoking cigarettes, cigars, peace pipes, bongs, joints, etc. If you've got a picture of someone wearing a robe, a collar or some other vestment while puffing on some smokeable material, we want to see it. Submit now!

I've gotten us started with Two Greek Orthodox priests, but remember, the key is you've got to do all the searching for me.

1 comment:

John V said...

hey I will try to give ya some pics! For real we like this at http://www.coolheadshop.com peace bro