Olympic fever

Our President continues the search for WMDs

President Bush tallied another presidential first this week, becoming the first U.S. President to attend a beach volleyball match. We're so proud.

Meanwhile, I spent my Sunday night struggling to make dirty sentences by pairing the names of British swimmer Liam Tancock and Russian gymnast Ksenia Semenova.

Any help?

August 11, 2008 7:17 PM Update:
It took some brainstorming, but here's what I got:

I was hoping we'd hear the Al Trautwig, Elfi Schlegel or Tim Daggett say, "We've got Semenova here on the balance beam."Or, "Let's leave Semenova on the uneven bars and watch Tancock in the pool."