Palin as Prince

I hate to add to the media frenzy over Sarah Palin's book tour for her trashy little Hollywood tell-all, but I just can't let the fact that she raided Prince's closet for a dinner date at Billy Graham's house slide by without a mention.

Let's try this:

Prince sang about "23 positions in a one-night stand."

Sarah Palin has 23 positions she doesn't understand.

Maybe you can spend your day coming up with some others.