Good News: We actually had chocolate sauce in the fridge to spruce up that remaining vanilla ice cream.
Bad News: It was really just "chocolate flavored syrup."
Good News: It's a "fat free food."
Bad News: The "best by" date on the bottle said November 10.
Good News: Still smells OK.
Bad News: That's actually November 10, 2007.
Good News: Tasted just fine.
Bad News: Tasted just fine.
Good News: Purchased for less than $2 sometime during George W. Bush's second term, Publix brand chocolate flavored sauce survived the worst economic downfall in decades and is still yielding great returns.
Bad News: None. It's all upside.
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